Barbies That Should Be Made!!

I demand these Barbies be made.

Why?

Ok so the real story behind my BollyhoodBarbie name is more like a joke then a nickname.

I seriously don’t hold myself in regards with Barbie.

Yet I MANAGE to have everyone with Barbie in their Twitter name following me.

I wonder why?

Don’t assume I think I’m a Barbie by any means.

It’s just a nickname and it’s just for shits and giggles.

Anyways,on to my Barbie Bashing!

Stripper Barbie

Cuz she’s dancin’ and they payin’ her for it.Bitch gotta pay bills,right?

Chain -Smoker Barbie

Who doesn’t love a Broad that’s gonna age fast by smoking 5 packs a day?

Steroid Barbie

For all little girls aspiring to do steroids and look like orange men with boobs.YAAAY!

Crack Hoe and Pimp Daddy Ken

This here is a combo pack cuz’ a hoe can’t be without her Pimp!

Anorexic Barbie

Barbie can never be tooooo thin.Right? riiiiiight.

Crackwhore Barbie

Little crack never hurt nobody.

RedNeck Barbie and Ken Combo

Yeee Hawww.Look at dem hairstyles.They sure are purrdy.

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