Angoon, Your Making Alaska Proud..Sort Of

 Ahhh Alaska…

Known for your beautiful wildlife and landscape..

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Your Blue Glaciers..

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Sarah Palin…

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And Swerv Merv…

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Yes,Swerv Merv…

Straight outta the big bad polar bear streets of Angoon.

Along with TNT,St.Bernard,Lil Guyver,and Mitchell J.

But who are these fine Angoonians?

Reppin EAGLES and RAVENS.

Your thinking …football?

Wrong!

Rapping Eskimos.

And I say the word “rapping”  lightly.

 “Angoon is home to Eagle’s and Raven’s, a critically acclaimed rap group that leads the way in Angoon’s music underground”

Bet your ass didn’t know that one.

Enough of my rambling..let the fuckery begin.

Bitches and Brutes

 I bring u

 “This Is Angoon”:

 

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Mattel Getting On the 80’s Wagon with Barbie

Mattel has decided to hop on the 80’s bandwagon and create rockstars of the 80’s Barbies.

I dig it because I loved Joan Jett,Debbie Harry,and Cyndi Lauper.

I’ve always been a fan of the blonde bombshell named “Barbie”

Good to know Barbie isn’t as narrow minded as we all think she is.

She’s down for a little rock and roll,teased hair, and fishnets.

These Barbie Bitches are due out sometime in 2010.

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Cyndi Lauper

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Debbie Harry :aka: Blondie

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Joan Jett

Hello Kitty Madness

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Calling all Hello Kitty Lovers(myself included)…

I got some crazy shit 2 show u.

Get your Hello Kitty Madness on.

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Imagine if your man pulled these out during a hot steamy love session..

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Hey Hello Kitty is a girl 2..She needs pad protection just like the rest of us babymakers.

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this is what happens when the faulty Hello Kitty condoms break..

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Who knew Hello Kitty was such a freak?

Get someone to smack your ass with this thing and feel the Hello Kitty LOVE all over.

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If I ever go to war I’m def carrying this gun and wearing that outfit.

Elena Kalis..Alice in WaterLand

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Elena Kalis is known for her beautiful and whimsical underwater photography.

This is her latest batch of dream-like photos.

A look at Alice in Wonderland..well actually Waterland.

It’s reminds me of ” Through The Looking Glass”, the crazy alter ego movie,

that made Alice seem a little bit more real and twisted.

I’m not saying these are twisted photos , just the same sort of realism to the story.

I absolutely love these pictures!

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LA… FoodTruck Central?

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LA is known for having restaurants galore.But now we’re becoming known for our every so lovely traveling food trucks.

Don’t get me wrong I love that food can come to me rather than me having to go to it.But are we really just becoming lazy and impatient that our food needs not a waiter nor hostess showing us to a table?

Regardless, I find bliss in the fact that I can buy ice cream,Korean BBQ Tacos, and cupcakes from a truck that travels around.I’ve become sort of a twitter stalker and following all my favorites,hoping that one day I’ll get lucky and every truck will be on my street (only in my foodie dreams).

Yes, I’m an unofficial foodie.All 105 pouds of me.BELIEVE ME, I can eat.It’s always the lil tiny broads that can eat like starving truckers.

So, for those of you who love food and twitter I have found the perfect site for all your foodtruck stalking needs:

http://www.lafoodtrucks.com/

Everything from the Sprinkles Cupcake truck (my fav) to Barbie’s BBQ.

You name it, you’ll find it.

So go!!!!Stalk your fav. Korean BBQ truck and enjoy!

 

 

 

 

Chau Har Lee..Innovative Shoes

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Chau Har Lee is becoming known for her innovative and geometric designed shoes.

If you can even call them that.

More like art for the feet.

These heels are so interesting and artistic to look at I would buy a pair just for

display purposes only.

Check out these new designs from Ms.Lee herself.

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http://www.chauharlee.com/

The Most Counterfeited Brand..You Should Already Know The Answer!

26 Oh Louis Vuitton.

You are loved by many and hated by few.

And your shit gets counterfeited like a Mutha F*cker.

Yes,the wonderful oddly little painted necklace is sadly a fake.(lmao)

Who knew LV made trash bags for the inner trashy fashionista

such as the one below:

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Or better yet how your can bomb someone ,somewhere  all while doing it in  LV style:

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Don’t forget your gas mask while doing it!!:

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Be a leader not a follower with this spiffy haircut:

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Sorry they had no room for the LV’s to fit on the Big Ass Underwear.

and if you want your office to feel extra LV luxurious buy this little number here

(sorry LV water bottle wasn’t counterfeited yet..but soon!!)

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Go for a nice ride down the street in this glorious scooter.(your  friends will be envious!):

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Don’t forget to go green and carry home your fresh veggies and organic soy in these treasures:

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Poor Louis V.

Just can’t catch a break.